Tenacious D - Kielbasa

      [Intro: Jack Black & (Kyle Gass)]
(Dude we gotta fuckin' write somethin' today
Come on)
G7
[KG strums]
I don't like that
So far, ba-- Off to a bad start
Gdim7
[KG strums again]
Better, closer, warmer
Gdim7
[KG strums again]
That's it! Okay
Music starts up
[For intro picking, see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwc74gUYkJs]

[Verse 1]
G
I love ya baby
    F         C
But all I can think about is
G
Kielbasa sausage
     F             C
Your buttcheeks is warm
G
I check my dipstick
    F         C
You need lubrication, honey
G
My kielbasa sausage
         F         C
Has just got to perform
Now get it on

G  F C (2x)

[Verse 2]
G
I see ya walkin'
    F         C
But all I can think about is
G
  Dianetics
     F             C
Your buttcheeks is warm
G
I check my dipstick
    F         C
You need lubrication, honey
G
My kielbasa sausage
         F         C
Has just got to perform
    F          C
Now I been set loose, ah
    F           C
I'm shooting my juice, ah
      F       C
Right in your caboose
Now fuckin' get it on

[Solo]
G  F C
        Now get it on
G  F C
        Get it on
G  F C
[see video for strumming]

[Verse 3]
G                                   F       C
Dianetics cure you much better than Krishna
G                                F      C
Dianetics cure you much better indeed
G                                  F
And all you people here, you're tremendous
           C
Except the people in the middle
G                                       F
And you're smoking up a big-ass bowl of weed
        C
With me
     G
And KG
          F  C
All right
        G
Oh yeah
          F
All right
       C
Oh my God
        G
All the ladies in the house say yeah (yeah)
F                           C
All you motherfuckers say a prayer (prayer)
         G
When you fight, you got to fight fair
         F                     C
You motherfucker, oh, you motherfucker
                G           F  C
You know what time it is?
          E
Tenacious D time
                      F/C
You motherfucker, go!
      G   C  E  F/C
Fuck yeah
G   C   E   F/C
Yeah, yeah!
G   C   E   F/C

G G G G G

[Outro]
Dude, that was TNT