Tenacious D - Kielbasa

      I'm kinda sick of looking at that ONE tab that's available and it's not great, so I'm giving you one that may 
not be 100% correct, but it definitely fits.

[Intro]
[KG:] Dude, we gotta fuckin' write something new. C'mon.
[strums] F (open)
[JB:] I don't like that. So far ba--, off to a bad start.
[strums again] C
[JB:] Better, closer, warmer.
[strums again] G7
[JB:] That's it. Okay.

[Intro and verse] (I love ya, baby...)

   G                         F       C
E|-----------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------1---1-1-1-----|
G|------3(bend)-0-3(bend)-0--0h2-0-2-0-----|
D|------0-------0-0-------0--3---3-3-0h2---|
A|-----------------------------------3-----|
E|--3-3------------------------------------|

                 G              F       C
E|-----------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------1---1-1-1--|
G|---------------3(b)-0-3(b)-0--0h2-0-2-0--|
D|-0-0h2p0-------0----0-0----0--3---3-3-0h2|
A|--------3-----------------------------3--|
E|-----------3-3---------------------------|

[End intro and end verse] (My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform)
        G                 F     C
E]----------------------------------------|
B]------------------------1---1-1---------|
G]------------------------0h2-0-0---------|
D]------------------------3---3-0h2-------|
A]--------2-2h3-2-0-2-----------3---------|
E]------3-------------3-1-----------------|

G                     F         C
 I love ya, baby, but all I can think about is
G                       F              C
 Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm.
G                         F         C
 I check my dipstick, you need lubrication, honey.
G                            F         C
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.

Now, get it on!

G        F   C     G        F   C

G                       F         C
 I see you walkin', but all I can think about is
G                  F              C
   Dianetics, your butt cheeks is warm.
G                         F         C
 I check my dipstick, you need lubrication, honey.
G                            F         C
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
     F             C
Now, I've been set loose-ah,
    F           C
I'm shooting my juice-ah,
      F       C
Right in your caboose. Now, fuckin' get it on!

G        F   C
[Solo]             Now, get it on.
G        F   C
[End of solo]           Get it on!

G        F   C     G        F   C
     [Interlude-kinda-thing]
G                                   F        C
 Dianetics cure ya much better than Krishna,
G                                     F       C  
 Dianetics cure ya much better, indeed,
G                                    F      
  And all you people here, you're tremendous
            C
(except the people in the middle,)
G                                            F
 And you're smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed
        C         G
With me,  me and KG.
           F   C
All right!
       G
Oh yeah,
          F       C
All right! Oh my God!
        G   
All the ladies in the house say yeah (yeah),
      F              C
C'mon, you muthafucka say a prayer (prayer),
        G
When ya fight, ya gotsta fight fair,
         F             C
You muthafucka, ho, you muthafucka,
                  G             F   C
You know what time it is?
          Em                         F
Tenacious D time, you muthafucka, go!
     G     C   Em    F
Fuck yeah!
G     C    Em     F
 Yeah, yeah!
G     C   Em     F

G (Build it then end with an accent on it)


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| h  Hammer-on
| p  Pull-off
| b  Bend

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Dude, that was TNT.
Lyrics taken from http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/tenaciousd/kielbasa.html and edited by Troy Michael Lowry, Jr