Tenacious D - Kielbasa

      
 
 KG:                                                
  Dude, we gotta f**kin' write something new. C'mon.
 strums 
 
 JB:                                                 
  I don't like that. So far ba--, off to a bad start.
 strums again 
 
 JB:                     
  Better, closer, warmer.
 strums again 
 
 JB:              
  That's it. Okay.
 
 Intro and verse: (I love ya, baby...)
 
 G F C 
    

 E]-----------------------------------------|
 B]---------------------------1---1-1-1-----|
 G]------3(bend)-0-3(bend)-0--0h2-0-2-0-----|
 D]------0-------0-0-------0--3---3-3-0h2---|
 A]-----------------------------------3-----|
 E]--3-3------------------------------------|
 

 
 G F C 
    

 E]----------------------------------------|
 B]------------------------------1---1-1-1-|
 G]---------------3(b)-0-3(b)-0--0h2-0-2-0-|
 D]-0-0h2p0-------0----0-0----0--3---3-3-0h2
 A]--------3-----------------------------3-|
 E]-----------3-3--------------------------|
 

 
 End intro and end verse: (My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform)
 G F C 
    

 E]----------------------------------------|
 B]------------------------1---1-1---------|
 G]------------------------0h2-0-0---------|
 D]------------------------3---3-0h2-------|
 A]--------2-2h3-2-0-2-----------3---------|
 E]------3-------------3-1-----------------|
 

 
 G                     F         C             
  I love ya, baby, but all I can think about is
 G                       F              C    
  Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm.
 G                         F         C             
  I check my dipstick, you need lubrication, honey.
 G                            F         C    
 My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
 
 Now, get it on!
 
 G Solo F   C     G        F   C          
  (I'm not good enough to tab it out.)
 
 G                       F         C             
  I see you walkin', but all I can think about is
 G                F              C    
  Dianetics, your butt cheeks is warm.
 G                         F         C             
  I check my dipstick, you need lubrication, honey.
 G                            F         C    
 My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
      F             C        
 Now, I've been set loose-ah,
     F           C        
 I'm shooting my juice-ah,
       F       C                               
 Right in your caboose. Now, f**kin' get it on!
 
 G Solo F C               
    Now, get it on.
 G End of s[F C          
 olo] Get it on!
 
 G Int[F C     G        F C 
  erlude-kinda-thing]
 G                                   F       C 
  Dianetics cure ya much better than Krishna,
 G                                     F C 
  Dianetics cure ya much better, indeed,
 G                                   F      
  And all you people here, you're tremendous
             C                     
 (except the people in the middle,)
 G                                            F 
  And you're smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed
         C        G 
 With me, me and KG.
           F C 
 All right!
        G 
 Oh yeah,
           F       C  
 All right! Oh my God!
         G                                   
 All the ladies in the house say yeah (yeah),
       F              C                      
 C'mon, you muthaf**ka say a prayer (prayer),
         G                           
 When ya fight, ya gotsta fight fair,
          F             C           
 You muthaf**ka, ho, you muthaf**ka,
                   G      F C 
 You know what time it is?
           Em                         F 
 Tenacious D time, you muthaf**ka, go!
      G    C Em F 
 f**k yeah!
 G     C    Em F 
  Yeah, yeah!
 G C Em F 
     
 G (Build it then end with a accent on it)