This is the lead acoustic guitar (Kyle Gass) version for Kielbasa. It's a technical piece and needs a lot of work and concentration, but once you have learned the basic intro riff, everything else will come together. I have included the lyrics to the song to help you with the tab as a whole. Skit: Tempo = 80 spoken KG: Dude, we gotta fuckin' write something new. C'mon. strums JB: I don't like that. So far ba--, off to a bad start. strums again JB: Better, closer, warmer. strums again JB: That's it. Okay. G7 C7 A7
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Intro: Tempo = 100
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Verse One I love you baby
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but all I can think about is Kielbasa Sausage Your buttcheeks is warm
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I check my dipstick You need lubrication honey My Kielbasa Sausage has just got to perform
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Staccato these notes Now get it on
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Verse Two I see you walking
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but all I can think about is Dianetics Your buttcheeks is warm
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I check my dipstick You need lubrication honey! My Kielbasa Sausage has just got to perform
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Now I've been set loose-ah Right in your caboose...Now fucking get it on! I'm shooting my juice-ah
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Tab from: http://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/t/tenacious_d/kielbasa_tab_ver_7.html Staccato these notes Now get it on
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Get it on
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Dianetics junior much better than Krishna Dianetics junior much better indeed
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And all the people hear you tremendous
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And your smoking up a big-ass bowl of weed with me, me and KG Alright
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Oh yeah! Alright Oh my God
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All the ladies in the house say yeah-yeah (yeah) Come on your motherfuckers say a prayer (prayer) When you fight, you gotsta fight fair! (fair)
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You motherfucker, oh you motherfucker You know what time it is!
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Outro Tenacious D Time you motherfucker go! E E E C C C C C F F F F F G G G G C C C C C
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G G G G C C C C C E E E E F F F F F G G G G G G G G
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JB: End: Dude, that was TNT. NH G
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Source: http://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/t/tenacious_d/kielbasa_tab_ver_7.html