Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently

      
 
 Chords
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 Intro/slow part

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 Verse
 D                F#                    
 You don?t always have to fuck her hard.
    E                         A           
 In fact sometimes that?s not right to do.
 D                   F#             
 Sometimes you gotta make some love,
 E                          A            
  and fuckin? give her some smooches too.
 Bm                      G        Bm                          G      
 Sometimes you?ve got to squeeze, sometimes you?ve got to say please,
 D                        A   
 sometimes you got to say hey,
 
 -Chorus-
           D        F#      E                   A      
 I?m gonna fuck you softly. I?m gonna screw you gently.
           D        F#                 E           A       
 I?m gonna hump you sweetly. I?m gonna ball you discreetly.
 
 -refrain-
 Bm                G                          
 And then you say "hey I brought you flowers,"
 D                 A                   
 And then you say "wait a minute sally,
 Bm               G                               E                 
 I think I?ve got something in my teeth could you get it out for me"
 A                       
 That?s fuckin? teamwork.
 
 -Verse-
 D                      F#            
 What?s your favorite posish(position)
 E                                A                            D   
 That?s cool with me, it?s not my favorite, but I?ll do it for you.
 D                   F#   
 What?s you favorite dish?
               E                              A        
 I?m not gonna cook it but I?ll order it from Zanzibar.
 
 -Chorus 2-
 (loud)Bm G
 And then I?m gonna love you completely
 (soft)D A
 and then I?ll fuckin? fuck you discreetly
 (loud)Bm G
 and then I?ll fuckin? ball you completely
     F#             E          A   C     G     D 
 and then I?m gonna fuuuuuuuck you haaaaaaaaaard
 C         G        D            
 haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrd, thank you.
 
 I used part of the old tab and added to it. Enjoy