ChordsD F# E A G Bm C-2---1---0---0---3---2---0- -3---1---0---2---0---3---1- -3---1---1---2---0---4---0- -0---4---2---2---0---4---2- ---------2---0---2-------3- ---------0-------3---------Intro/slow part--2---2-------5---5-----3---3-------0- ---3---3-------7---7-----5---5-----2-- ----2---2-------6---6-----4---4---0--- 0--------2--4---------2----------2---- --------------------------------0----- --------------------------------------VerseD F#You don?t always have to fuck her hard.E AIn fact sometimes that?s not right to do.D F#Sometimes you gotta make some love,E Aand fuckin? give her some smooches too.Bm G Bm GSometimes you?ve got to squeeze, sometimes you?ve got to say please,D Asometimes you got to say hey,-Chorus-D F# E AI?m gonna fuck you softly. I?m gonna screw you gently.D F# E AI?m gonna hump you sweetly. I?m gonna ball you discreetly.-refrain-Bm GAnd then you say "hey I brought you flowers,"D AAnd then you say "wait a minute sally,Bm G EI think I?ve got something in my teeth could you get it out for me"AThat?s fuckin? teamwork.-Verse-D F#What?s your favorite posish(position)E A DThat?s cool with me, it?s not my favorite, but I?ll do it for you.D F#What?s you favorite dish?E AI?m not gonna cook it but I?ll order it from Zanzibar.-Chorus 2-(loud)Bm GAnd then I?m gonna love you completely(soft)D Aand then I?ll fuckin? fuck you discreetly(loud)Bm Gand then I?ll fuckin? ball you completelyF# E A C G Dand then I?m gonna fuuuuuuuck you haaaaaaaaaardC G Dhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrd, thank you.I used part of the old tab and added to it. Enjoy
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