Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently

      

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 f**k her gently - Tenacious D

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 This is my first tab so do not judge me just yet. Don't know if the tab is
 absolutly right, but it sounds good. And I also wanna thank Mike W for the Chords.
 This song is quite easy to play and it is also a good f**king song by the
 greatest band in the world, and this is my tribute to it!
 
 Intro:
 (D) (F#m) (Em) 
   

 e|--------2-------2------2-----2------2-----2-----0------0------0------------|
 B|----------3-------3------------2------2-----------0------0-----------------|
 G|------------2-------2------------2------2-----------0------0---------------|
 D|-----0---------------------------------------------------------------------|
 A|--------------------------4-------------------2----------------------------|
 E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
 

 
 (A) 
  

 e|-------------0-------------------------------------------------------------|
 B|-----------2---------------------------------------------------------------|
 G|---------2-----------------------------------------------------------------|
 D|-------2-------------------------------------------------------------------|
 A|-----0---------------------------------------------------------------------|
 E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
 

 
 Main Riff/Verse:
 (D) (F#m) (Em) 
   

 e|--------2-------2------2-----2------2-----2-----0------0------0------------|
 B|----------3-------3------------2------2-----------0------0-----------------|
 G|------------2-------2------------2------2-----------0------0---------------|
 D|-----0---------------------------------------------------------------------|
 A|--------------------------4-------------------2----------------------------|
 E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
 

 
 (A) 
  

 e|--------0------0-----0-----------------------------------------------------|
 B|----------2------2---------------------------------------------------------|
 G|------------2------2-------------------------------------------------------|
 D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
 A|-----0---------------------------------------------------------------------|
 E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
 

 
 Chords:
 
 -Verse1:
 D, F#m, Em, A *2
 Bm, G *2
 D, A
 
 -Chorus1:
 D, F#m, Em, A *2
 
 -Verse2:
 Bm, G
 D, A
 Bm, G, Em, A
 D, F#m, Em, A *2
 
 -Chorus2:
 Bm, G
 D, A
 Bm, G
 
 Ending:
 D, Em, A
 C, G, D
 Bb7, C, D
 
 -Verse1:
 You don't always have to f**k her hard, in fact sometimes that's not
 right to do. Sometimes you gotta make some love, and f**kin give her
 some smooches too. Sometimes you got to squeeze. Sometimes you got
 to say please. Sometimes you got to say hey:
 -Chorus1:
 I'm gonna f**k yoooooooouuuuuuuu softly
 I'm gonna screw you gently
 I'm gonna hump yooooouuuuuu sweetly
 I'm gonna ball yooooouuuuuu discretely
 -Verse2:
 And then you say, Hey I brought you flowers
 And then you say, Wait a minute sally! I think I got something in my
 teeth could you get it out for me? That's f**kin' Teamwork!
 What's your favorite posish? That's cool with me it's not my
 favorite but I'll do it for you. What's your favorite dish?
 I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar!
 -Chorus2:
 And then I'm gonna love you completely
 And then I'll f**kin' f**k you discretely
 And then I'll f**kin bone you completely
 -Ending:
 But then...
 I'm gonna fuuuuuuuuuuck yooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu haaaaaaaaaard.
 haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!!!!