Weezer - Fake Smiles And Nervous Laughter

      Verse                   Chorus          Bridge
-------------------     -----------     -------------------
B      799xxx           B    799xxx     B      79xxxx
D#m    668xxx           E    779xxx     F#/A#  69xxxx
E      779xxx           F#   244xxx     G#m    46xxxx
F#     9-9-11-x-x-x     G#m  466xxx     F#     24xxxx
F#/A#  698xxx                           E      x79xxx
                                        B/D#   x69xxx
                                        C#m    x46xxx
                                        F#     x-9-11-x-x-x     

Notes:
- Root-5 power chord notation not shown to improve legibility (but defined above)
- Simplified verse chords shown to improve legibility (but defined in full above)
   - D#m/A# shown as D#m
   - E/B shown as E
   - F#/C# shown as F#

Tune half-step down


[Intro]
     B       D#m     G#m     B       Emaj7   G#m     C#m7    Bsus4
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------7-------7-------4-------4-------4-------4-------5-------5-----|
G|-----8---8---8---8---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---|
D|---9-------8-------6-------4-------2-------1---------------4---------|
A|---------------------------------------------------4-----------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------|


[Verse 1]
B  D#m    E         F#        B         F#/A#   E       F# 
   Grungy girls and punk rock boys (ooh ooh-ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh)  
B  D#m      E      F#       B          F#/A#   E       F# 
   Can't be heard above the noise (ooh ooh-ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh)
B  D#m     E           F#        B        F#/A#  E      F#   
   Awkward handshakes, bumps and hugs, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh
B       D#m     E       F#         B        F#/A#   E       F#
   It's not the way you thought it was (ooh ooh-ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh)


[Chorus 1]
        B
I would rather hear you curse me out than give me
E
Fake smiles and all that nervous laughter
         F#
When you say what you hate, makes me feel kinda great
     G#m      F# E
You have authori-ty


[Verse 2]
B  D#m  E       F#         B         F#/A#   E       F#
   Taxi drivers sell their weed (ooh ooh-ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh)
B  D#m  E    F#     B           F#/A#   E       F#
   My  Ani DiFranco scream (ooh ooh-ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh)
B  D#m       E         F#       B      F#/A#   E      F# 
   Gold high tops with no socks on, uh-on,  uh-on, uh-on
B  D#m  E        F#    B         F#/A#   E       F# 
   Go  ahead and move along (ooh ooh-ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh)


[Chorus 2]
        B
I would rather hear you curse me out than give me
E
Fake smiles and all that nervous laughter
         F#
When you say what you hate, makes me feel kinda great
     G#m      F# E
You have authori-ty
        
        B
I would rather see you flip me off than give me
E
Fake smiles and all that nervous laughter
         F#
When you say what you hate, makes me feel kinda great
      G#m      F# E
It's beautiful to me


[Bridge]
B    F#/A#   G#m    F#maj
E    B/D#    C#m    F#  

B       F#/A#       G#m      F#maj        E      B/D#    C#m            F#  
   It's hard to be real with all the temptations     and all the flying daggers
B       F#/A#       G#m      F#maj    E        B/D#    C#m     F#  
   It's hard to be true when honesty kills you,    can anybody hear me?
B       F#/A#   G#m     F#maj      E      B/D#    C#m     F#  
   I'm begging darling oh,    give me a chance to let you know
B       F#/A#       G#m      F#maj    E        B/D#    C#m     F#  
   It's hard to be true when honesty kills you,    can anybody hear me?


[Chorus 3]
        B
I would rather hear you curse me out than give me
E
Fake smiles and all that nervous laughter
         F#
When you say what you hate, makes me feel kinda great
     G#m      F# E
You have authori-ty
        
        B
I would rather see you flip me off than give me
E
Fake smiles and all that nervous laughter
         F#
When you say what you hate, makes me feel kinda great
      G#m      F# E   B
It's beautiful to me