Weezer - Fake Smiles And Nervous Laughter

      Verse          Chorus         Bridge
----------     ----------     -------------
G   32000x     G   32003x     G      32000x
Bm  x2443x     C   x3201x     G/F#   2x000x
C   x3201x     D   xx023x     Em     02200x
D   xx023x     Em  02200x     D      x0023x
                              Cmaj7  x3200x
                              Am7    x0201x
                              D      xx023x

Capo 3rd fret


[Intro]
     G       G/F#    Em      G/B     Cmaj7   Em      Am7     Gsus4  
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------3-------3-------0-------0-------0-------0-------1-------1-----|
G|-----4---4---4---4---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---|
D|---5-------4-------2-------0-------------------------------0---------|
A|-----------------------------------3-------2-------0-----------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------|


[Verse 1]
G  Bm     C         D         G         Bm      C       D 
   Grungy girls and punk rock boys (ooh ooh-ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh)
G  Bm       C      D        G          Bm      C       D 
   Can't be heard above the noise (ooh ooh-ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh)
G  Bm      C           D         G        Bm     C      D   
   Awkward handshakes, bumps and hugs, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh
G       Bm      C       D          G        Bm      C       D
   It's not the way you thought it was (ooh ooh-ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh)


[Chorus 1]
        G
I would rather hear you curse me out than give me
C
Fake smiles and all that nervous laughter
         D
When you say what you hate, makes me feel kinda great
     Em    Em D C
You have authority


[Verse 2]
G  Bm   C       D          G         Bm      C       D
   Taxi drivers sell their weed (ooh ooh-ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh)
G  Bm  C    D      G           Bm      C       D
   My Ani DiFranco scream (ooh ooh-ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh)
G  Bm        C         D        G      Bm     C      D 
   Gold high tops with no socks on, uh-on, uh-on, uh-on
G  Bm  C        D     G         Bm      C       D 
   Go ahead and move along (ooh ooh-ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh)


[Chorus 2]
        G
I would rather hear you curse me out than give me
C
Fake smiles and all that nervous laughter
         D
When you say what you hate, makes me feel kinda great
     Em    Em D C
You have authority
        
        G
I would rather see you flip me off than give me
C
Fake smiles and all that nervous laughter
         D
When you say what you hate, makes me feel kinda great
      Em   Em  D  C
It's beautiful to me


[Bridge]
G      G/F#   Em    D
Cmaj7  Em     Am7   D  

G       G/F#        Em       D            Cmaj7  Em     Am7            D  
   It's hard to be real with all the temptations    and all the flying daggers
G       G/F#        Em       D        Cmaj7    Em     Am7     D  
   It's hard to be true when honesty kills you,   can anybody hear me?
G       G/F#    Em      D       Cmaj7  Em      Am7     D  
   I'm begging darling oh, give me a chance to let you know
G       G/F#        Em       D        Cmaj7    Em     Am7     D  
   It's hard to be true when honesty kills you,   can anybody hear me?


[Chorus 3]
        G
I would rather hear you curse me out than give me
C
Fake smiles and all that nervous laughter
         D
When you say what you hate, makes me feel kinda great
     Em    Em D C
You have authority
        
        G
I would rather see you flip me off than give me
C
Fake smiles and all that nervous laughter
         D
When you say what you hate, makes me feel kinda great
      Em   Em  D  C   G
It's beautiful to me