Roses Are Free - Ween
From the Album "Chocolate and Cheese"
*This is in a different key than the original version
[VERSE 1]:
C G F
Take a piece of tinsel and put it on the tree.
C G F
Cut a slab of melon and pretend that you still love me.
C G F
Carve out a pumpkin and rely on your destiny.
C G F
Get in your car and cruise the Land of the Brave and Free.
[Chorus]:
G Am Bb B C
But don't forget to understand exactly what you put on the tree.
G Am Bb B C
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
[VERSE 2]:
C G F
Take a wrinkled raisin and do with it what you will.
C G F
Push it into third if you know you're gonna climb a hill.
C G F
Eat plenty of lasagna 'til you know that you've had your fill.
C G F
Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill.
[Chorus]:
G Am Bb B C
But don't forget to understand exactly what you put on the tree.
G Am Bb B C
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
~Solos~
[BRIDGE]: 2x
C G
Throw the pumpkin at the tree,
F
Unless you think that pumpkin holds your destiny.
C G
Cast it off into the sea,
F
Bake that pie and eat it with me.
[OUTRO]:
G Am Bb B C
Enjoy!
February 13, 2014
Source: https://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/tab/ween/roses_are_free_chords_1463304