Roses Are Free - WeenFrom the Album "Chocolate and Cheese"*This is in a different key than the original version. Great for beginners!VERSE 1:C G FTake a piece of tinsel and put it on the tree.C G FCut a slab of melon and pretend that you still love me.C G FCarve out a pumpkin and rely on your destiny.C G FGet in your car and cruise the Land of the Brave and Free.G Am Bb B CBut don't forget to understand exactly what you put on the tree.G Am Bb B CDon't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.VERSE 2:Take a wrinkled raisin and do with it what you will.Push it into third if you know you're gonna climb a hill.Eat plenty of lasagna 'til you know that you've had your fill.Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill.But don't forget to understand exactly what you put on the tree.Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.~Jam~BRIDGE:C G \Throw the pumpkin at the tree, \F \Unless you think that pumpkin holds your destiny. \C G / x2Cast it off into the sea, /F /Bake that pie and eat it with me. /OUTRO:G Am Bb B CEnjoy!February 13, 2014
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