The Woodbox Gang - Oh Woman

      
 
 Band: Woodbox Gang
 
 VERSE 1
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 You??re a woman that??s what you say
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 I say you work in mysterious ways
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 I??m on my knees every other day
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 VERSE 2
 I was born with shoes and a long sleeve shirt
 Straight into the barn where the hoof prints hurt
 But I was twelve years old before I said a dirty word
 
 VERSE 3
 I drink my coffee straight from the tap
 No cream no sugar I take it black
 No bread no wine he can have it back
 
 VERSE 4
 I was dreaming about the time I caught a nasty influenza
 My head was hot and melting causing mass hallucinations
 There were people on the ceiling screaming ??Lead in wrong directions??
 
 VERSE 5
 You??re a woman that??s what you say
 I say you work in mysterious ways
 I scream your name in vain they say
 VERSE 6
 I was born with boots and a half hidden tail
 With a sprout of mistletoe peaking through the scales
 I was 21 before I spent the Sabbath in jail
 
 VERSE 7
 I drink my Koolaid down like poison
 Raise my glass to all the other children
 With his blood we??ll meet our mothers in heaven
 
 VERSE 8
 I was killing every brain cell with a cleaner for the kitchen
 In the hopes I??d be too blind to see the depth of my depression
 Somebody saved my life posed as a kitchen cleaner salesman
 
 VERSE 9
 You??re a woman that??s what you say
 I say you work in mysterious ways
 One look at you and I??ve turned gray
 
 VERSE 10
 I was born with cleats and a pocketknife
 I traded my cleats for a secondhand wife
 I traded true love for eternal life
 
 VERSE 11
 I drink my whiskey straight from the source
 It blows my brain and it rips my voice
 But I??d drown in that river if I had the choice
 
 VERSE 12
 I was killing every brain cell with a paper bag addiction
 The vapors of adhesion take away my dark condition
 I danced across the ceiling without shame or inhibition