Band: Woodbox Gang Album: Wormwood Oh Woman VERSE 1 E G# Youre a woman thats what you say A B I say you work in mysterious ways F#m B Im on my knees every other day A E Oh Woman VERSE 2 I was born with shoes and a long sleeve shirt Straight into the barn where the hoof prints hurt But I was twelve years old before I said a dirty word Oh Woman VERSE 3 I drink my coffee straight from the tap No cream no sugar I take it black No bread no wine he can have it back Oh Woman VERSE 4 I was dreaming about the time I caught a nasty influenza My head was hot and melting causing mass hallucinations There were people on the ceiling screaming Lead in wrong directions Oh Woman ( Tab from: http://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/w/woodbox_gang/oh_woman_crd.html ) VERSE 5 Youre a woman thats what you say I say you work in mysterious ways I scream your name in vain they say Oh Woman VERSE 6 I was born with boots and a half hidden tail With a sprout of mistletoe peaking through the scales I was 21 before I spent the Sabbath in jail Oh Woman VERSE 7 I drink my Koolaid down like poison Raise my glass to all the other children With his blood well meet our mothers in heaven Oh Woman VERSE 8 I was killing every brain cell with a cleaner for the kitchen In the hopes Id be too blind to see the depth of my depression Somebody saved my life posed as a kitchen cleaner salesman Oh Woman VERSE 9 Youre a woman thats what you say I say you work in mysterious ways One look at you and Ive turned gray Oh Woman VERSE 10 I was born with cleats and a pocketknife I traded my cleats for a secondhand wife I traded true love for eternal life Oh Woman VERSE 11 I drink my whiskey straight from the source It blows my brain and it rips my voice But Id drown in that river if I had the choice Oh Woman VERSE 12 I was killing every brain cell with a paper bag addiction The vapors of adhesion take away my dark condition I danced across the ceiling without shame or inhibition Oh Woman
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