The Wombats - Schumacher the Champagne

      [Intro]
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G Am Em Em x2

[Verse 1]
G             Am           Em                       C                     A
My teeth have never looked quite this yellow and my body never quite this fat
G             Am       Em                     C                 A
I'll pay well over the odds just to have some teenage abandoned back
G         Am         Em               C                      A       
I hit the ice of the 5th of Jan and I swear it was an act of fate
                C                      Am
But I don't get angry when I'm feeling down
       C                         D
I just take my thoughts into the center of town

[Chorus]
    G                  E
And Schumacher the Champagne 
                    Am       C
Whoever needed good cause to celebrate
G          F#m     E                       Am            C
Schumacher the Champagne, might as well be proud of last place

G Am Em Em 2x

[Verse 2]
G          Am      Em                 C                     A
We used to set ourselves on fire when chemistry was twice a week
G         Am         Em                    C                   A
And now I pay for it over a counter whilst they become fitness freaks
G      Am         Em          C                     A
My bad habits are taking over all the good left inside
                C                      Am
But I don't get angry when I'm feeling down
       C                         D
I just take my thoughts into the center of town

[Chorus]
    G                  E
And Schumacher the Champagne 
                    Am       C
Whoever needed good cause to celebrate
G          F#m     E                       Am            C
Schumacher the Champagne, might as well be proud of last place
    G          F#m     E                       Am                        Cm
And Schumacher the Champagne never needed good cause to celebrate

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Oh take me as I am 
   Am           C
Oh take me as I am 
   Am           C                    
Oh take me as I am    or not at all

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       Or not at all
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Or not at all
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Or not at all
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Or not at all
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Or not at all