[Intro] C G Am Em Em x2 [Verse 1] G Am Em C A My teeth have never looked quite this yellow and my body never quite this fat G Am Em C A I'll pay well over the odds just to have some teenage abandoned back G Am Em C A I hit the ice of the 5th of Jan and I swear it was an act of fate C Am But I don't get angry when I'm feeling down C D I just take my thoughts into the center of town [Chorus] G E And Schumacher the Champagne Am C Whoever needed good cause to celebrate G F#m E Am C Schumacher the Champagne, might as well be proud of last place G Am Em Em 2x [Verse 2] G Am Em C A We used to set ourselves on fire when chemistry was twice a week G Am Em C A And now I pay for it over a counter whilst they become fitness freaks G Am Em C A My bad habits are taking over all the good left inside C Am But I don't get angry when I'm feeling down C D I just take my thoughts into the center of town [Chorus] G E And Schumacher the Champagne Am C Whoever needed good cause to celebrate G F#m E Am C Schumacher the Champagne, might as well be proud of last place G F#m E Am Cm And Schumacher the Champagne never needed good cause to celebrate Am C Oh take me as I am Am C Oh take me as I am Am C Oh take me as I am or not at all G Am Em Em G Am Em Em G Am Em Em G Am Em C G Am Em Or not at all C G Am Em Or not at all C G Am Em Or not at all C G Am Em Or not at all C G Am Em Or not at all
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