(intro C G repeat x8) C F Am G Anything under five per cent I don't wanna drink it C F Am G Ugly frontage? don't even think it. Em Am Em Am I want my hand held pumps; I want the sci-fi meet, D D7 G I want Dave and Barbara to refer me to the blackboard. C G C G C G (instr C G rpt) 'Cos I'm a CAMRA man, Camra man, Camra man. C F Am G C F Am G Weekends - vintage car show, Doctor Who aficionado Em Am Em Am No wife no kids, no way juke box D D7 G I get sent the Belstaff catalogues. C G C G C G (instr C G rpt) 'Cos I'm a CAMRA man, Camra man, Camra man. Em Am Em Am And at the Monday night archery, a fellow cellar-hopper lent to me Em Am Em Am A Willie Rushton biography, in return for my Sally James scrapbook. D7 G7 Guess the guest and win a night with D7 G7 Guess the guest and win a night with D7 G7 Guess the guest and win a night with D7 G7 C Guess the guest and win a night out with a CAMRA man G C G A CAMRA man, CAMRA man, a CAMRA man. C G C G Oh I am I am, I am I am, I am I am, I am I am C G I'm a dirty great big Five Nations fan; C G I've "Cheap Trick Live At The Budokan" C G I've got a friend I can trust, I've got a shotgun round the back C G I've got a Bonneville in bits but I'm gonna sort it out C G C G Because I am I am, I am I am, I am I am, I am I am I am C Am C Am I am a CAMRA man, a CAMRA man, a CAMRA man, a CAMRA man G C C7 And you can really taste the hops!
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