(intro C G repeat x8)C F Am GAnything under five per cent I don't wanna drink itC F Am GUgly frontage? don't even think it.Em Am Em AmI want my hand held pumps; I want the sci-fi meet,D D7 GI want Dave and Barbara to refer me to the blackboard.C G C G C G (instr C G rpt)'Cos I'm a CAMRA man, Camra man, Camra man.C F Am G C F Am GWeekends - vintage car show, Doctor Who aficionadoEm Am Em AmNo wife no kids, no way juke boxD D7 GI get sent the Belstaff catalogues.C G C G C G (instr C G rpt)'Cos I'm a CAMRA man, Camra man, Camra man.Em Am Em AmAnd at the Monday night archery, a fellow cellar-hopper lent to meEm Am Em AmA Willie Rushton biography, in return for my Sally James scrapbook.D7 G7Guess the guest and win a night withD7 G7Guess the guest and win a night withD7 G7Guess the guest and win a night withD7 G7 CGuess the guest and win a night out with a CAMRA manG C GA CAMRA man, CAMRA man, a CAMRA man.C G C GOh I am I am, I am I am, I am I am, I am I amC GI'm a dirty great big Five Nations fan;C GI've "Cheap Trick Live At The Budokan"C GI've got a friend I can trust, I've got a shotgun round the backC GI've got a Bonneville in bits but I'm gonna sort it outC G C GBecause I am I am, I am I am, I am I am, I am I am I amC Am C AmI am a CAMRA man, a CAMRA man, a CAMRA man, a CAMRA manG C C7And you can really taste the hops!
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