Ab C
I am drunk and on a ladder
Db Bbm
Not the smartest way to start my night
Fm Eb
You said I'd conquer my vertigo
Eb Eb Eb Ab
That was a lie, that was a lie, that was a lie
Ab Db
And when we got up to the roof
Ab Eb
You opened a little flask of gin
Fm Eb
Like idiots we both fell asleep there
Db Eb Ab
Until the sun came up again
Db Eb
I do the dumbest things for you
Fm Bbm Db
Why do I do the dumbest things for you?
Fm
I almost broke my collar bone
Db Eb Ab
I didn't care, you were the most exciting thing I'd ever known
Ab Cm Db
We both went out to the party
Bbm
Down along Great Western Road
Fm Ebm
You told the drunks I knew karate
Db Eb Ab
That was a lie, that was a lie, that was a lie
Ab Db
They chased us through the city center
Ab Eb
They chased us out to the East End
Fm Eb
We had to hide behind the supermarket
Db Ab Eb
Until the sun came up again
Db Eb
I do the dumbest things for you
Db Fm Bbm
Why do I do the dumbest things for you?
Db Fm
I would be safer on my own
Db Eb Ab
I didn't care, you were the most exciting thing I'd ever known
Ab Db Ab Eb Fm Eb Db Eb Ab Db Ab Eb Fm Eb Db Eb
Ab Cm
And we just missed the last bus home
Db Bbm
So we walked it fueled by adrenaline
Fm Db Eb
And when I said I could do it all again
Db Eb Ab
That was a lie, that was a lie, that was a lie
Ab Db
Your plans to make it bigger and conquer
Ab Eb
Would put Napoleon to shame
Fm Eb
I'm in a coma on the sofa
Db Eb Ab
Until the sun goes down again
Db Eb
I do the dumbest things for you
Db Fm Bbm
Why do I do the dumbest things for you?
Db Fm
I would be safer on my own
Db Eb Ab
I didn't care, you were the most exciting thing I'd ever known
Db Eb
I do the dumbest things for you
Db Fm Bbm
Why do I do the dumbest things for you?
Db Fm
I would be safer on my own
Db Eb Ab
I didn't care, you were the most exciting thing I'd ever known
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