William Shatner - Has Been

      
 
 This is the Hilarious song "Has Been" from the Album "Has Been", produced by Ben Folds. Enjoy!
 
 Capo 3rd fret (Original Key: Gm)
 
 Opening riff:

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 C Am 
   
 Em      
 Has Been
 (With the opening):
 C Am Em     
   Has Been
 You talkin' to me?
 You talkin' to me?
 You callin' me, has been?
 What'd you say your name is?
 
 G   
 Jack
 Never done jack
 Glad to meet ya
 Who's your friend?
 
 Em  
 Dick
 Don't say dick
   C            G                   
 And you friend, what's your handle?
 Am 
 Don
            Em 
 Two thumbs Don
 
 Em                       
 Riding on their armchairs
       D/A                Em  
 They dream of wealth and fame
 G                      
 Fear is their companion
 Em                    
 Nintendo is their game
 C                    G            
 Never done jack and two thumbs Don
      Am                    
 And sidekick don't say dick
        Em                     
 We'll laugh at others failures
         D                 Em  
 Though they have not done shit
 
 (with opening riff):
 
 I've heard of you
       C                                    Am 
 The ready-made connecting with the ever-ready
 Yeah
        Em                               
 The never was talking about still trying
 I got it
           C                             Am  
 Forever bitter gossiping about never say die
             Em                              
 May I inquire what you've been doing mister?
 G   
 Jack
 Never done Jack
          Em                                         
 And you partner, what's the News of the World, Dick?
 I don't say dick
 C G Am (Stop)
 Don, of all the people you must be the Tattler
 Two thumbs up
 
 What are you afraid of?
 Em      
 Failure?
 So am I
 Has been implies failure
 Not so
 Has been is history
            C 
 Has been was
 (with opening riff)
 Am                  
 Has been might again
 Em 
  
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