Standard Tuning EADGBe
[Chorus 1]
E A B A
Spam in the place where I live, ham and pork
E A B A
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now
E A B A
Spam in my luchbox at work, it's the best
E A B A
Really makes a darn good sandwitch any way you slice it at all
[Verse 1]
E D C# C B
If you're running low, go to the store
E D G A B
Carry some money to help you buy more
E D C# C B
The tab is there to open the can
E D G A B
The can is there to hold in the spam, oh
[Chorus 2]
E A B A
Spam on the table at home, ham and pork
E A B A
Think about selection, are there different flavors now?
E A B A
Spam in my office at work, it's the best
E A B A
Think about the stuff its made from, wonder if it's some kind of meat
[Verse 2]
E D C# C B
If you need a spoon, keep one around
E D G A B
Carry a thermos to help wash it down
E D C# C B
Now, if there's some left, don't just throw it out
E D G A B
Use it for spackle or bathroom grout, now
[Chorus 3]
E A B A
Spam in my pantry at home, have some more
E A B A
Think of expiration, better read the lable, now
E A B A
Spam, breakfast, dinner, or lunch, it's the best
E A B A
Think about how it's been precooked, wonder if I'll just eat it cold
[Guitar solo]
E D C# C B
E D G A B
E D C# C B
E D G A B
[Verse 3]
E D C# C B
Once you start in, you can't put it down
E D G A B
Don't leave it sitting or it'll turn brown
E D C# C B
The key is going to open the tin
E D G A B
The tin is there to keep the spam in
[Chorus 4]
E A B A
Oh, spam (spam!)....ham and pork
E A B A
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now
E A B A
Oh, spam (spam!)....its the best
E A B A
Really makes a darn good sandwitch any way you slice it
[Chorus 5]
F# B C# B
Spam in the place where I live, have some more
F# B C# B
Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie now
F# B C# B
Spam in the place where I work, you're obsessed
F# B C# B
Think about the way it's processed, wonder if it's some kind of meat
[Chorus 5]
G# C# D# C#
Spam in the back of my car, ham and pork
G# C# D# C#
Spam any place that you are, ham and pork
G# C# D# C#
Spam any place that you are, ham and pork
G# C# D# C# G#
Spam any place that you are, ham and pork, spam, oh spam
Source: https://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/tab/weird_al_yankovic/spam_chords_2332777