"Maiden" by Vic Chesnutt, from the album "the salesman and bernadette"intro = EE EDogs are barkin', birds are chirpin'E Ethe only thing better is if I were squirtin'A Ethere's no one here to love on me todayF# A Efor the maidens on holidayF# A Eyeah the maidens on holidayverse 2= i'm a sorry sorry knight in a horrible castlehopin' to avoid certain societal hasslesbut i know what they say, that i ain't made of clayfor the maidens on holiday, yeah the maidens on holidaybridge=F#I ain't nothin' but chivalrousBain't never been nothing nasty between usF#she knows where she standsB Aon the heart of a broken manEverse 3= it's gonna be bad no matter whatso i might as well go on ahead and act like a buttany old way, hey i'm still gonna payfor the maidens on holiday, yeah the maidens on holidaythere ya go - super fun to sing like vic !!!!!!!!!
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