Varsity - Full Length Dress

      [Intro]

D Em x2

[Verse 1]
D      Em
It's alright
          D                  Em
To sleep around for just one night
D         Em
Don't get mad
               D        Em   D
It's just the factuals

          Em
You don't care
           D                   Em     D
Who sneaks around in your underwear
       Em         D
No one said it's unnatural

[Verse 2]
  D*              A*     D*
I thought I would try my hand
       D*         A*   D*
In the show as an assistant
   D*          A*         C*        Em*
Before I could ask he had cut me in half
       B*              Bm*
And he walked away without me

     D*        A*      D*
So I hired him a house guest
        D*        A*          D*
He came down in a full length dress
    D*          A*            C*         Em*
His lipsticks a mess you said under your breath
        B*                Bm*
And you locked the door behind him


[Verse 3]
D      Em
It's alright
          D                Em      D
You don't have to stay the night
        Em
Fuck or flight
         D            Em
You're a renaissance man

D         Em
You don't care
           D
Who sneaks around
             Em    D
In your pink hair
       Em
No one said
      D
It's unnatural