Van Vuuren Bros - Australias Deadliest Animals

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In Australia we've got deadly animals a plenty.
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We've got funnel web spiders who'll murder you and your family.
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Under every second rock is a red back spider.
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And they’ll kill ya just cause, I dunno, they're bored or whatever.

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We got invisible brown snakes who'll bite you on the foot,
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And you’ll be dead in seven minutes, like that, kaput.
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We've got the world's deadliest creatures all over the place.
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We've got magpies who'll steal the eyeballs from your face -

[CHORUS 1]

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But at least we don't have AR-15's.

[VERSE 2]

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We've got great white sharks who'll ascend from the deep,
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And rip ya in half with their razor sharp teeth.
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We've got salt water crocs who'll death-roll you to death,
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and sea-snakes who'll gladly snatch your last breath.

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We've got a blue ringed octopus no bigger than this,
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that just sits around in rock pools waiting to kill kids.
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And even the platypus, a cute beaver-duck thing,
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has got a spur on it’s ankle that’ll kill ya in one sting.

[CHORUS 2]

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But at least we don't have AR-15's.
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And at least they can't end up in the hands of psychopathic teens.

[VERSE 3]

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We've got stonefish and stingrays and sea-urchins and shit,
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and hectic fucken homicidal box jellyfish,
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and these Jellyfish they aren’t even sentient beings,
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they don’t even really do stuff or know about things.

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They just float around on the whim of the currents,
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being pointless non-cognitive murderous cunts.
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And if that weren't enough in terms of natural hazards,
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here in Australia the sun causes cancer.


[CHORUS 3]

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But at least we don't have AR-15's.
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And at least they can't end up in the hands of suicidal teens.
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And at least we don't have an NRA, who pay millions of dollars every day, buying off politicians not to change
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old laws.


[VERSE 4]

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We got bull sharks, cone shells, salt water crocodiles.
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Honey bees, european wasps, and blue ringed octopi's.
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Death adders, blue bottles, red back spiders.
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Tiger sharks, tiger snakes, and lizards that'll bite ya.

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We got Sea snakes, taipans, cassowaries, copperheads,
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all the creatures of the land and sky and sea that want you dead.
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Toadfish, stonefish, irukandgi jellyfish -
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Bull ants, centipedes, and ticks that cause paralysis.

[CHORUS 4]

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But thank fuck we don't have AR-15's.
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And thank fuck they can't end up in the hands psychopathic suicidal teens. And thank fuck we don't have an NRA
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who pay millions of dollars every day, buying off politicians not to change some law.

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A law that was written 200 years ago,
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in a time when it took three minutes to reload,
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a single round of ammunition, and we knew nothing about depression,
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and you couldn't fire 45 rounds in sixty seconds.

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And there wasn't even such a thing as automatic weapons.
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And there weren't thirty one mass-shootings monthly…
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but what would I know cause I'm from another country.