Val Doonican - Oraffertys Motor Car

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[Verse 1]
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Now Denny O'Rafferty's motor car is the greatest I declare
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It's made up of bits and pieces that he picked up here and there
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The engine must be ages old but it's still got lots of power
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With a gallon of stout in the petrol tank it does ninety miles an hour.


[Verse 2]
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Oh, what a wonderful motor car; it's the greatest ever seen
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It used to be black as me father's hat, now it's forty shades of green
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On TV and the radio and in every public bar
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The burning question of the day is Rafferty's motor car.


[Verse 3]
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Now two of the wheels are triangular and the third one's off a pram
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The fourth is the last remaining wheel from off a Dublin tram
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The number plate's in Gaelic and the plugs won't even spark
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And the chassis came off of a tinkers' cart that collapsed in Phoenix Park.


[Verse 4]
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Now go for a ride in the motor car and you'll end up with the shakes
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The road from Cork to Dublin is a veil of pains and aches
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When traffic lights turn red ahead you'd best jump out the door
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For the moment that Denny treads on the brakes his foot'll go through the floor.


[Verse 5]
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Oh, what a wonderful motor car; it's the greatest ever seen
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It used to be black as me father's hat, now it's forty shades of green
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On TV and the radio and in every public bar
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The burning question of the day is Rafferty's motor car.


[Verse 6]
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Now if you could see the upholstery your eyes would start to pop
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It's nothing but empty beer crates with a load of sacks on top
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The windscreen's gone to Lord knows where and there's mothballs in the horn
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And I reckon he'd only get half a quid if he took it to the pawn.


[Verse 7]
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Now Denny was driving around last week when the engine did the splits
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It went up in smoke and nearly blew O'Connell Street in bits
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They searched around for Denny and found he'd landed up by heck
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Away up on top of the GPO with his L plates round his neck.


[Verse 8]
    A                                    D        E    A
Oh, what a wonderful motor car; it's the greatest ever seen
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It used to be black as me father's hat, now it's forty shades of green
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On TV and the radio and in every public bar
    A                              D          E      A
The burning question of the day is Rafferty's motor......