Tripod - I Hate Your Family

      
 
 Intro:
 C Csus 
   
 C                    G                    E7           F 
 I'm lighting a candle, as I'm looking through my window
 
                      C                                          G F 
 To the town square, the snow covered streets are lonely and bare,
 
     C 
 yeah
 
 C                                 E7           F 
 The town Christmas tree, winks mockingly at me,
 
                Fmin                         G Dmin G 
 Cause I should be spending Christmas with you.
 
 F                     G                           Amin G F 
 I wrapped my last gift and put the cellotape away,
 
 Dmin              G          Amin Amin/G Amin Amin Amin/G 
 Checked the answering machine
 
 F                G            Amin G F 
 And in the distance, a choir sings
 
    G                               
 About the joy that Christmas brings
 
 C            G               F 
 And it's making me feel blue,
 
               C                               G F 
 Cause I should be spending Christmas with you,
 
          C                                  E7               Amin G F 
 But it breaks my heart that that's the place I just can't be,
 
 G                        F F/E F F/E F F/E F F/E F F/E F F/E F F/E G C 
 Cause I hate your family.
 
 C             G   
 The day I met you,
 
             E7                  F 
 I knew you could get me through.
 
                        C                           G           F C 
 When we're alone, my world is complete, you're all that I need.
 
 C                         G 
 But when your family call,
 
         E7               F 
 they shit me up the wall,
 
                  F                                G C 
 Spending time with them just makes my brain bleed.
 
               G              F 
 And it's making me feel blue,
 
                C                              G F 
 Cause I should be spending Christmas with you,
 
            C                         E7              Amin G F 
 But I'd rather string my nuts up to a Christmas tree,
 
 G                        
 Cause I hate your family.
 
 Dmin                G      
 The night I first met them,
 
        Amin G    F 
 The dog was drunk,
 
                 Dmin  G                    Amin Amin/G Amin Amin Amin/G 
 And your father threatened me with a knife.
 
 F                   G 
 Your sister showed me
 
         Amin       G  F 
 Her collection of eels,
 
         G                                        C G 
 And what she did then will stay with me for life.
 
               F        F F/G F F/G F F/G G 
 And it's making me spu,
 
                C                              G F 
 Cause I should be spending Christmas with you,
 
             C                    E7               Amin G F 
 But I'd rather drink a tumbler full of walrus wee,
 
 G                        
 Cause I hate your family.
 
 C              G                                 F 
 With your brother doing dick tricks at the table,
 
 C            G                                            F 
 I can't believe your mum asked me to play spin the bottle.
 
                C                  E7                Amin G D7 
 Yeah I'd rather be enclosed in a box of killer bees,
 
               C                 E7              Amin G D7 
 Yeah I'd rather be attacked by giant chimpazees,
 
                C                    E7            Amin G F Fmin 
 Yeah I'd rather wear a suit designed by Jenny Keye
 
         C       G F 
 Your mum is dumb
 
         C     G    F 
 And your dad is mad
 
 G                        C F F/G F F/G F F/G G 
 And that's why I'm so sad
 
 Spoken Part:
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