Amin Amin7 F Csus C You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, F Amin7 Dmin C C/B Amin Comet and Cupid and... Chopper and Nixon. F But do you recall, F G The least famous reindeer of all? C G Amin Emin F C Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, G C This song's for you. C G Amin Emin F C Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, G C G This song's for you. C G C F G This is the tale of a reindeer that nobody knows, C G Amin Dmin G Shoved down the back and largely ignored on account of a nasal disfigurement. Dmin Amin Not unlike Rudolph in that sense, Dmin Amin The hallmarks are almost the same. Dmin C G Instead of a red shiny nose that brought Rudolph his fame... G7 C F Fabian had just... a cavity. G C F No nose at all, G C F Just a big empty space, G C G In the middle of his face. C G Just a couple of chambers G What are you looking at? G D'ya want a piece of this? C G Amin Emin F C Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, G C This song's for you. C G Amin Emin F C Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, G C G This song's for you. C G C F Abnormal snouts were surprisingly common in reindeer. C G Rudolph and Fabian both fell victim, Amin Dmin G To the elves and their cost-cutting measures. Dmin Amin In keeping their overheads down, Dmin Amin The elves fed the reindeer on reindeer. Dmin C G And on top of that, the poor reindeer were also in-bred. G7 C F So Fabian had just... a cavity. G C F His hooter was lacking. G C F Bugger all schnozz! G C All this because, G C F His dad was also his sister. G C G Who he then ate. G This chicken tastes funny. Can I have some of yours? C G Amin Emin F C Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, G C This song's for you. C G Amin Emin F C Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, G C Tragic but true. D Disliked by his peers, A D G A This disfigured deer was alone. D He watched from afar, A As Rudolph the star, Bmin F#min G Would lead all the others back home. Emin Bmin But before you get too sympathetic, Emin Bmin There's another thing you should know. Emin Sure, his nose was upsetting, D A But reindeer are not quite that shallow. A7 D G 'Cause Fabian was... a tosser! A D G Not nice at all! A D G An arrogant fool! A D A A self-serving tool! D An absolute face-hole. A Ahhhhhhh... D A Bmin F#min G D Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, A D No-one likes you! D A Bmin F#min G D Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, A Surgery won't fix the vortex, D That is your black heart!
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