Trevor Moore - God Hates The Tips

      [Intro]
N.C.
God hates the tips of little babies' dicks
God hates the tips of little babies' dicks
So if your kid's a male
Even though he'll scream and yell
You gotta cut it off or their little soul will burn in hell

[Verse 1]
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Well way back in the beginning
        G               D
God was making men and women
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And the fish of the sea and the birds of song (birds of song)
     D                F#m
He announced he made perfection
    G            E                   D               A               D
But on closer inspection he noticed that he left one piece a bit too long

[Chorus 1]
D              F#m     G              D
 God hates the tips of little babies' dicks
D              F#m     E              A
 God hates the tips of little babies' dicks
    D               F#m
 So if your kid's a male
      G                        E
 Even though he'll scream and yell
                  D                   A              D
 You gotta cut it off or their little soul will burn in hell

[Verse 2]
    D                 F#m
God gathered people's leaders
           G                D
Said start snipping babies' wieners
          D            F#m              E          A
This will be a sign of our love and covenant  (covenant)
           D                 F#m
A few then went and raised objections
            G                 E
Saying they didn't see the connection
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But he said "I'm God so none of this needs to make sense."

[Bridge]
           G
 He told us "go cut 'em with the scalpel!
D
 Go cut 'em with the scissors!
    G                            A
 Or go and perform a metzitzah!" (inaudible)
                       D
 And that's where the Rabbi sucks the blood
                 G
 Out the babies' penis with his mouth
            E                 A            D
 I swear to God that's a real thing go and Google it

[Verse 3]
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Now today across the land
        G                 D
People still keep his commands
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And children learn their first lesson right after birth (after birth)
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The ones who are supposed to protect them
          G                       E
Hold them down and painfully correct them
          D              A                  D
Then they smile and say "welcome to life on earth." (welcome to life on earth)

[Chorus 2]
D              F#m     G              D
 God hates the tips of little babies' dicks
D              F#m     E              A
 God hates the tips of little babies' dicks
           D              F#m
 So take a little off the top
         G                    E
 Because that's what God instructs
             D                    A                D
 Unless it's not and some ancient pervs just made it up
             D                    A                D
 Unless it's not and some ancient pervs just made it up