Tool - Hooker With a Penis

      
 
 VERSE 1 (D D - -)
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 I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a
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 Dope Beastie tee, nipple rings
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 New tattoos that claimed that
 
 (D DU U D)
 D  D     C 
 He was OGT,
 C       D 
 After '92,
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 The first EP.
 
 (D D - -) 
     
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 And in between
 D       D   
 Sips of Coke
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 He told me that
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 He thought
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 We were sellin' out,
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 Layin' down,
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 Suckin' up
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 To the man.
 
 CHORUS 1 (D DU U D)
          C            
 Well now I've got some
 G          D           D     
 Advice for you, little buddy.
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 Before you point the finger
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 You should know that
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 I'm the man,
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 And if I'm the man,
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 Then you're the man, and
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 He's the man as well so you can
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 Point that f**kin' finger up your ass.
 
 F G D D (one strum)
 
 VERSE 2 (D D - -)
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 All you know about me is what I've sold you,
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 Dumb f**k.
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 I sold out long before you ever even heard my name.
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 I sold my soul to make a record,
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 Dip sh*t,
 F F F F (hold)
 And you bought one.
 
 CHORUS 2 (D DU U D)
    C            
 So I've got some
 G          D           D     
 Advice for you, little buddy.
 F                     G     
 Before you point your finger
            D        
 You should know that
         D   
 I'm the man,
    C               G  
 If I'm the f**kin' man
                 D              A   
 Then you're the f**kin' man as well
 
 So you can
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 Point that f**kin' finger up your ass.
 
 F G D D     
 F F D (hold)
 
 VERSE 3 (D DU U D)
 A             D                    D        
 All you know about me is what I've sold you,
 D         
 Dumb f**k.
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 I sold out long before you ever heard my name.
           D              D      
 I sold my soul to make a record,
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 Dip sh*t,
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 And you bought one.
 
 BRIDGE (D DU U D)
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 F G D D 
     
 
 VERSE 4 (D D - -)
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 All you read and
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 Wear or see and
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 Hear on TV
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 Is a product
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 Begging for your
 G      G    
 Fatass dirty
 D (hold)
 Dollar
 (N.C.)
 So...Shut up and
 
 OUTRO (DUDUDUDU)
 D   D   D  
 Buy buy buy
 C   C            
 Buy my new record
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 Buy buy buy
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 Send more money
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 f**k you, buddy.
 C    C          
 f**k you, buddy.
 D    D          
 f**k you, buddy.
 C    C          
 f**k you, buddy.
 D (hold)