{st:}Wrote by: Chris FrankSang by: Backporch BoysThis is probably one of the best songs ever. It must be played very loud, drunkAnd in the presence of Jeffcoat ( MUST).All the Ds and Ems are strummed once each time throughout the entire song.Thanks for the inspiration (you know who you are).Intro-G,Cadd9,G,Cadd9Verse1-D EmJeffcoat was a farmer, maybe the best this side of town,D EmHis Daddy told him, you better check them cows before you spend your night out on the town,D EmDrivin around old faithful, must have been the best of friends,D EmWith that super sport steering wheel, and that keylessG,Cadd9entry for all the best of his friends,Chorus-GWell Ive got this friend of mineCadd9And he might be a little Jewish everybodys mindA DAll I got to say about thatSilent G,Cadd9Is I dont F**king mindG,Cadd9Verse2-D EmHe might be from Smyer, it might not be on a mapD EmBut Ill bet youll know, that guy who wears that little green hat,D EmTalk about his girl Rainy, or his momma tooD EmAnd you can bet your ass, youll be seeing his big s**tG,Cadd9kicking shoes,Chorus-Verse3-D EmI watch him pop his pimples, in front of the mirrorD EmAnd I tell myself, just how much more f**king queer,D EmHe wears that little goatee, down on his chin D EmSo when he sucks Mitchypoohs dick, it will not burn hisG,Cadd9skin,Chorus-G Cadd9 GNow that this song is through, He might not be a friend of Cadd9mine anymoreG Cadd9But he might just be a friend with you,GAll I got to say about JeffcoatCadd9 G,Cadd9Is hes a f**kin Jew,
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