They Might Be Giants - If I Wasn't Shy

      
 
 Song: If I Wasn't Shy
 Album: Apollo 18
 
 Intro:

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 Chorus:
      E7 E7/B A7 B7     E7 E7/B A7 B7 
 If I,   wasn't Shy
      E7 E7/B A7 B7     E7 E7/B A7 B7 
 If I,   wasn't Shy
 
 ( A7 D#9 ) 
     
 Verse 1:
      E7  Eb7     A7 B7   
 I'd burn all the uniforms
      D7  Db7       B7            
 I'd burn all the 'Ask Me' buttons
      E7  Eb7      A7  B7  
 I'd burn all the intercoms
      D7  Db7      B7             
 I'd burn all the time clock cards
 
 Chorus:
 If I wasn't shy
 If I wasn't shy
 
 Verse 2:
 I'd steal somebody's Cadillac
 I'd steal anything I lack
 I'd steal all the microphones
 From all the masters of ceremony
 
 Chorus:
 If I wasn't shy
 If I wasn't shy
 
 Verse 3:
 I'd ask you, if you don't mind,
 To kiss you a hundred times
 
 Chorus:
 If I wasn't shy
 If I wasn't shy
 
 Outro:

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