Band: Woodbox GangSavage Wiener DogsVERSE 1D G A DA gang of savage wiener dogs terrorized Lester's homeD G A DHe wanted them to go away and leave his cats aloneD G A DHe could barely muster up the courage to go out and fetch his mailD G A DIf his cats weren't declawed they could whip those wiener dog tailsVERSE 2One day as Lester was watching the gang a plan entered his mindHe thought he could turn his kitties into super strength felinesHe could fashion for them Freddy Krueger gloves with razor nailsAnd with their mighty jaws and fearsome claws they could whip those wiener dog tailsVERSE 3Lester went to his garage where his tools have hung for yearsHe found a broken rake and a pair of rusty shearsHe went to work with a hacksaw and a file for the lawnmower bladeHis kitties watched and wondered at the awesome tools he madeVERSE 4First was spry young Fluffles he was eager for his wrathLester placed the gloves on Fluffles and Fluffles he took a bathHe licked his paw and wiped his ear the blood ran from his brainThey all stood around the brave young soldier swearing his death wouldn't be in vainVERSE 5Next was Madam Meow she was a proud and noble snugglerLester placed the gloves on both her feet she scratched a hole right in her jugularThey stood around the brave young soldiers who gave their lives to freedom from wienersThere was one kitty left never was there a kitty meanerVERSE 6His name was Jack the Bastard he never sat in Lester's LapHe lived on the roof and barked at cars he was never known to napHis eyes were green but they never blinked and they glowed in the darkJack didn't seem all that concerned about wiener dogs in the yardVERSE 7First he looked at Madam Meow and he looked at foolish FlufflesHe looked at Lester and his tools Lester knew he was in troubleHe swished his tail and growled a little then he leaped like an old bullfrogHe chased Lester into the yard where he surrendered to the gang of wiener dogsVERSE 8Then Jack walked out of the house carrying two cats all sliced upThe wiener dogs they bowed their heads and they cried like pupsLester wanted to the thank old Jack for preventing his miserable doomBut Jack he growled and ran to the roof and howled all night at the moon
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