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The Woodbox Gang - If I Had My Druthers

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Band: Woodbox Gang
VERSE 1
G
Don??t you go motherf**kering me boys
C G
Don??t you go motherf**kering me
G
Don??t you go motherf**kering me boys
A D
Don??t you go motherf**kering me
G G7
Well I??ll tell you my brother and all of you others
C A
If I had my druthers I??d be c**ks**kered
G
Don??t you go motherf**kering me boys
D G
Don??t you go motherf**kering me
VERSE 2
I??ll be strangled and stripped I??ll be wet noodle whipped
Don??t you go motherf**kering me
I??ll be chained to the wall and kicked in the balls
Don??t you go motherf**kering me
I??ll be smeared on the ass with broken glass
I??ll be reamed in the rear by a kosher spear
Don??t you go motherf**kering me boys
Don??t you go motherf**kering me
VERSE 3
I??ll be plugged by a slug with a date rape drug
Don??t you go motherf**kering me
I??ll be wined and dined by a sad porcupine
Don??t you go motherf**kering me
I??ll be seduced by a moose whose reputation is loose
I??ll hold the load of a horny toad
Don??t you go motherf**kering me boys
Don??t you go motherf**kering me

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