Band: Woodbox Gang Album: Trashcan Americana First Rate Smokes ( Tab from: http://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/w/woodbox_gang/first_rate_smokes_crd.html ) VERSE 1 C D My name is Seymour Green G I'm an honest business man C D I make First Rate Smokes G From a warehouse in my van C D I've had some troubles G With the EPA C D I change my company name G Every other day C D I hire out workers G From Kentucky factories C D Who spend their days working for G R.J. Reynolds Industries C D They find me in the parking lot G When the factory whistle blows C D And we roll up all the tobacco G That gets stuck between their toes Chorus C D Take off your shoes G It's time to go to work CD G It's 3am and we're setting up shop C D Take off your socks G Start scraping those nails C D If the ATF discovers us G It's GPCs from jail VERSE 2 I'm in cahoots with some Canucks Just above the borderline They package all my products With cute logos and designs I distribute to truck stops And small town liquor stores They buy cases of cartons And call me up for more VERSE 3 Thrifty smokers don't mind Where their cigarettes are from All they really want Is smoke and tar in their lungs So if you ever buy a pack Of First Rate Smokes You know the tar won't kill you But the smell will make you choke
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