Song: The Size of a Cow Artist: The Wonder Stuff Tabbed By: Jefferson Humber Date: 01-SEP-2005 This is a classic tune, and sounds great on the acoustic guitar. Couldn't find a tab anywhere for this, so worked it out myself. Play barre chords throughout, except for the bridge which sounds better in open chords. [Intro] B A G D G A G D G (G#) A [Verse 1] B A Don't you think it's funny that nothing's what it seems When you're not looking forward B Me I'd like to think that life is like a drink A (Bb) B And I'm hoping that it tastes like bourbon [Bridge] G D C You know that I've been drunk a thousand times G D C And these should be the best days of my life Life it's not what I thought it was [Chorus] A G Damn blast look at my past D G I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass A G I said oh wow look at me now D G I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow A G D G (G#) A Aah Aah...the size of a cow [Interlude] B A B A [Verse 2] B A You know it would be strange to live life in a cage And only believe the things you see that are written on the page B How easy would it be home in time for tea A (Bb) B And stop feeling like a sailboat rocking on the sea [Bridge] G D C You know that it's been sunk a thousand times G D C And these should be the best days of my life Life it's not what I thought it was [Chorus] A G Damn blast look at my past D G I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass A G I said oh wow look at me now D G I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow A G D G (G#) A Aah Aah...the size of a cow
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