I did this the way I play it, so verse two is the same as verse one rather than varying. Therewasn't any tabs up so I closed my eyes a jumped really.No CapoAShe works downtown in an unmarked bar, flyin' 'round polesDShe always gave me the fright of my lifeAI didn't mean to get involved it was the alcoholDMixed with an empty feeling insideBMIt's such a bad ideaD ETo fall in love with a 'lady of the night'A(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)DWhy didn't God give her two left feetBM DThen she couldn't run away from me( Tab from: http://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/t/the_wombats/patricia_the_stripper_crd.html )AMonths go by and I'm alone in bedDWhile she's greasing up for when the businessmen and lawyers arriveAI've got to wear a beard, a suit and tieDTo get past the door if I want to see my girl tonightBMI go to all this effortD EJust to see my fair Patricia going home with some other guyA(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)DWhy didn't God give her two left feetBM DThen she couldn't run away from meA(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)DWhy didn't God give her two left feetBM DThen she couldn't run away from meBM D A EShe thinks I'm sad and that's alrightBM D A EBut she doesn't hate me so there's my little alibiBM D AI can't, I can't leave, I can't, I can't, I can'tE BMShe's my coked up Botox girlA EPatricia, PatriciaA DOh, Patricia the stripper you are my sunshineBM ASo, why can't you come home with me tonightA(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)DWhy didn't God give her two left feetBM DThen she couldn't run away from me
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