The Wombats - Kill the Director

      
 
 This tune rocks!!! enjoy
 
 E                                          
 I've met someone that makes me feel seasick
 B                      
 Oh what a skill to have
 F#                     
 Oh what a skill to have
 E                                       
 So many skills that make her distinctive
 B                           
 But they're not mine to have
 F#                 
 No they're not mine
 
 E                                          
 Whenever she looks i read the nearest paper
 B                              
 No i don't care about the soaps
 F#                             E 
 No i don't care about the soaps
 B                                            F#    
 Though i'm acting like i'm in an Eastenders episode
 
 E D#m 
   
 B                   
 If this is a rom-com
 F#               E D#m 
 Kill the director
 B                   
 If this is a rom-com
 F#                      E 
 Kill the director please
 
 E                                          D#m 
 Carrots help us see much better in the dark
 B                                   F#       
 Don't talk to girls; they'll break your heart
 E                                       D#m 
 And this is my head and this is my spout
 B                             F#                  
 They work together; they can't figure anything out
 
 E                                  
 So with the angst of a teenage band
 B                                       F#              E 
 Here's another song about a gender i'll never understand
 B                                        F#             
 Here's another song about a gender i'll never understand
 
 E D#m 
   
 B                   
 If this is a rom-com
 F#               E D#m 
 Kill the director
 B                   
 If this is a rom-com
 F#               E D#m 
 Kill the director
 B                   
 If this is a rom-com
 F#                      B 
 Kill the director please
 
 
 
 E             D#m       
 This is no Bridget Jones
 G#m        A              
 This is no Bridget Bridget
 E             D#m       
 This is no Bridget Jones
 G#m        A              
 This is no Bridget Bridget
 E             D#m       
 This is no Bridget Jones
 G#m        A              
 This is no Bridget Bridget
 E             D#m       
 This is no Bridget Jones
 G#m        A              
 This is no Bridget Bridget
 E             D#m       
 This is no Bridget Jones
 G#m        A              
 This is no Bridget Bridget
 E             D#m       
 This is no Bridget Jones
 G#m        A      
 This is no Bridget
 E            D#m 
 Bridget Jones
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