The Undertones - My Perfect Cousin

      I have simplified the chorus a little to make this easier to play. The - indicates a slide

INTRO:  G - A  A - E X2  A E X2
        
VERSE 1:                          
     A                        E            A             E     
Now, I've got a cousin called Kevin, who's sure to go to heaven
G                D                  G             D
Always spotless, clean and neat, as smooth as you get 'em
           A                   E          A                   E
He's got a fur lined sheepskin jacket, my ma said they cost a packet
G              D                   G                   D
She won't even let me explain that me and Kevin, we're just not the same

CHORUS:
    A          E            A               E
Oh, my perfect cousin, what I like to do he doesn't
A                D                  C#m             E
He's his familys pride and joy, his mother's little golden boy

VERSE 2:
           A            E              A             E
He's got a degree in economics, maths, physics and bionics,
   G                 D                G               D     
He thinks that I'm a cabbage,`cause I hate University Challenge
A                  E              A                     E
Even at the age of ten, smart boy Kevin was a smart boy then
   G                    D             G                     D
He always beat me at Subbuteo, 'cause he flicked a kick and I didn't know

CHORUS:
    A          E            A               E
Oh, my perfect cousin, what I like to do he doesn't
A                D                  C#m             E
He's his familys pride and joy, his mother's little golden boy

BREAK: G D G D C G C G
       C# - D X3  D

VERSE 3:
    A                         E              A                    E
His mother bought him a synthesiser, got the Human League in to advise her
G               D              G                      D 
Now he's making lots of noise, playing along with the art School boys
A                          E            A                           E
Girls try to attract his attention, but what a shame, it's in vain, total rejection
G                D                        G              D       
He will never be left on the shelf 'cause Kevin, he's in love with himself

CHORUS:
    A          E            A               E
Oh, my perfect cousin, what I like to do he doesn't
A                D                  C#m             E
He's his familys pride and joy, his mother's little golden boy

OUTRO: G - A  A - E  X2  G A