The Toy Dolls - My Wife's A Psychopath

      
 
 Tuning: Standard
 
  Notes  
 
 This is my first tab so please be kind. I hope this helps you!
 
 E* = The second Octave of E. So a bar chord on the 7th fret, shown below!
 | 7 |
 | 9 |
 | 9 |
 | 9 |
 | 7 |
 | x |
 
  Intro  
 E
 
 E                                                       B    
 I couldn't wait for my blind date, I did not sleep that night
                                                  E      
 Could I catch th perfect match, would she be Mrs Right!?
                                                 B    
 A quiet lass so middle class, dignified, meek & mild?
                                                       E   
 I faced the wrath of a Psychopath & a woman that went wild
 
 E* B
 Before too long it all went wrong, she wern't the one for me
 E*
 But I was trapped when I got slapped by a raving loony
                                                      B       
 She got mean, she caused a scene, I said "You're not my type"
 But I gave in, how could I win? As she threw another swipe...ferocoiusly
 
 
  Chorus  
 
 E                       A                     B                    
 My wife's a psychopath. Throws a fit then she hides in the bathroom
 E* C B
 My wife's a psychopath.Aooeee
 E                       A         B          
 My wife's a psychopath. Always on the warpath
 E         B          E      
 After me, mentally deranged!
 
  Same Pattern as before  
 
 I'm black & blue, I said "We're through" I'm cuts n'scr*pes n'scars
 She clenched her fist, I ducked, she missed, so I kicked her up the arse!
 She yelled & squealed as I revealed I had learnt some self defence
 I smashed her face in, just incase, coz I hate violence...it's not for me
 
 Chorus Again 
 
 
  Now the Guitar Solo  
 
 F - F - Bb - C :: Play this 3 Times
 F - C - F - C :: Play this Once
 
 Chorus Again but up 1 semi-tone 
 
 so,
 E is now F
 A is now Bb
 B is now C
 
 Outro :: Bass first then Guitar follows 
 
 Eb slide to F :: Listen to song for when to slide
 
 Psycho...Psycho...she's a bleedin' Psycho...
 
  Thats the end of my first Chord  
 
  I hope it helps you