The Tiger Lillies - Cheapest Show

      
 
 Tiger Lillies - Cheapest Show
 
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 The lion he has got false teeth,
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 the fire eater is a cheat
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 the exotic dancer is antique.
 
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 The high-wire artist broke his nose,
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 the dancing bears got gangrene toes,
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 And all the artists need new clothes.
 
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 Cut price is the acrobat,
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 the fortune teller is a hack,
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 the clowns make up is all cracked
 
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 It's the cheapest show you've ever seen
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 with drop outs drug addicts & queens
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 its garish gaudy cheap and obscene.
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 Half the staff are pimps & whores
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 too old to do it anymore,
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 they're all old, ugly, stupid, or poor
 
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 The boss drinks like an unblocked drain
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 his wife is stupid, ugly, vain
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 they're so broke, they should elope to Spain
 
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 The big top it has got more holes
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 than a dart board its so old,
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 the cloth is rancid green with mould.
 
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 It's the cheapest show you've ever seen
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 with drop outs drug addicts and queens
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 its garish gaudy cheap & obscene.
 
 
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