The Swirling Eddies - Hide The Beer The Pastors Here

      “Hide the Beer, the Pastor’s Here”
The Swirling Eddies

[Intro]
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[Verse]
    D                   G
The straw runs down his arm and leg
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Under the carpet out to the keg
         A                      E
A secret party tonight at Point Loma
        D                         G
And the hate in your heart you're hiding well
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But the booze on your breath is easy to smell
          A                       E
There's a six-pack to hide on the Oral U side
      F#
Let's drive to Oklahoma

[Chorus]
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Hide the beer, the pastor's here
B                       E
Hide the beer, think of your career
   B                         E
He might find out that we're human beings
    F#
And bring us all down to the rack and the ruin

[Instrumental]
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[Verse]
    D                G
She had a beer as an evening snack
          D                        G
When the scripture man planned a sneak attack
    A                        E
Suspension's the buzz out at Wheaton
       D                   G
As she packed her bags and gathered her books
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Scripture man gave her that lustful look
     A                    E
Yes, lust is his brew but no one sees through
    F#
His minty fresh breath ain't reekin'

[Chorus]
         B                       E
When the coast is clear, you can kiss me, dear
   B                        E
Together we'll have hell to pay
   B                 E
So wear a beard, the pastor's here
        F#
Put the R-rated movie away

[Instrumental]
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[Chorus]
B                  E
Hide the beer, the pastor's here
B                       E
Hide the beer, think of your career
   B                         E
He might find out that we're human beings
    F#
And bring us all down to the rack and the ruin

[Outro]
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Hide the beer, Biola
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Hide the beer, Bethel
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Wear a beard, West Mont
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Hide the beer, Calvin College
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Hide the beer, Azusa Pacific
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Hide the beer, Liberty Baptist
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Hide the beer, San Jose Bible College
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Hide the beer, Bob Jones
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Hide the beer, Taylor U
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Hide the beer, California Baptist