The Statler Brothers - King Of The Road

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Trailer for sale or rent rooms to let fifty cents

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No phone no pool no pets I ain't got no cigarettes ah but

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Two hours of pushing broom buys a eight by twelve four-bit room

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I'm a man of means by no means King of the Road

  
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Third box car midnight train destination Bangor Maine

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Old worn out suit and shoes I don't pay no union dues 

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I smoke old stogies I have found short but not too big around

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I'm a man of means by no means King of the Road

  
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I know every engineer on every train

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All of the children and all of their names

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And every handout in every town

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And every lock that ain't locked when no one's around 

  
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Trailer for sale or rent rooms to let fifty cents

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No phone no pool no pets I ain't got no cigarettes ah but

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Two hours of pushing broom buys a eight by twelve four-bit room

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I'm a man of means by no means King of the Road