The Rutles - Questionnaire

      Song: Questionnaire
Artist: The Rutles
Composer: Neil Innes
Album: Archaeology

Tabbed by DJ ('DiddyD' on ultimateGuitar.com)
22nd Aug 2014

Em7 = 022030   D7 = xx0212   F  = 133211   Bb = x13331
Em6 = 022020   G  = 032033   Gm = 355333   G4 = 320013
Am7 = x02010   C# = x46664   C  = x32010

h = hammer-on note

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[Intro]
     Em7                 Em6
e |---0---0---0---0---|---0---0---0----------------|
B |---3---3---3---3---|---2---2---2----------------|
G |---0---0---0---0---|---0---0---0----------------|
D |---2---2---2---2---|---2---2---2--------1-h2----|
A |---2---2---2---2---|---2---2---2---4-h5---------|
E |---0---0---0---0---|---0---0---0----------------|

[Verse 1]
Em7                                        Em6
     Hey, Mister 'Man-on-the-street', ex - cuse me!
Em7                                Em6
     Do you have a few moments to spare?  Oh, yeah!
Am7
     Don't worry!
                             D7
I'm not trying to sell you anything you wouldn't want,
              G
I'm just a questionnaire!


[Verse 2]
 G                                               C#
Tell me what you think about this low-fat diet shampoo!
F
    Do you think it's 'Crunchy', ...'Half-crunchy',
D7            Gm
 ...Or 'Not crunchy at all'?
       C                                           F
Put a tick in the appropriate box, there's nothing to it!

[Chorus]
 F                      Bb
Yes / No / Don't know / I don't care,
               F                   C
I'm only a questionnaire, only a questionnaire!

[Verse 3]
  Em7
Please, Mister 'man-on-the-street',
      Em6
Be - lieve me, (Believe me!)
Em7
      I'm only doing my job,
              Em6             Am7
And I need to know----- ...everything about you,
         D7                               G        G4  G
Take it easy, all you gotta do is answer yes or no!

[Verse 4]
 G                                                        C#
Tell me what you think about the devil and the deep blue sea!
F
   Do you think there's 'One true god', ...'A false god',
    D7              Gm
Or    ...'No god at all'?
           C                                           F
    Put a tick in the appropriate box, there's nothing to it!
(No god at all---------!)

[Chorus]
 F                      Bb
Yes / No / Don't know / I don't care,
               F
I'm only a questionnaire,
 F                      Bb
Yes / No / Don't know / I don't care,
               F                    C
I'm only a questionnaire, only a questionnaire!

[Break]
   Em7           Em6            Em7            Em6
|  /  /  /  /  |  /  /  /  /  |  /  /  /  /  |  /  /  /  /  |

  Am7                            D7
|  /  /  /  /  |  /  /  /  /  |      Now can you...

[Coda]
 G                                                       C#
Tell me what you think about how easy it can be to buy a gun!
F  
    Do you think it's 'Crazy', ...'Half-crazy',
D7                 Gm
  ...Or 'Not crazy at all'?
       C                              F
Put a tick in the appropriate box!