The Queers - Granola Head

      

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 from the album "Love Songs for the Retarded"
 written by
 Joe King
 
 Transcontabulated by Johnny Electroshocktherapy
 
 If its wrong, then you fix it.
 
 If anybody knows any Queers songs, ( 'specially Feeling Groovy or Ursula =
 finally has Tits) then post th' damn things. Get some punk on OLGA t' c=
 ompete with all that hippie cr*p already on there.
 
 GRANOLA-HEAD
 
 intro
 (A A A D A A A D A A A D) 
             
 E                            A 
 Eating mushrooms ain't for me
 
 E                               A 
 Or getting all screwed up on LSD
 
 D                                  A 
 Or eating bean sprouts all day long
 
 D                           A 
 Or smoking pot out of a bong
 
 D                         A 
 Wearin' flowers in my hair
 
 D                         A 
 And having dirty underwear
 
 E                            D A 
 I don't wanna be a granola-head
 
 E                            D A 
 I don't wanna be a granola-head
 
 E =
       A                                      
 Whacked-out hippies brains are scrambled eggs
 
 E                               A 
 Ugly chicks with very hairy legs
 
 D                            A 
 I think I'd rather be at home
 
 D                       A 
 Listening to the Ramones
 
 D                               A 
 Or hanging out and getting drunk
 
 D                            A 
 With a bunch of useless punks
 
 CHORUS
 
 E               A 
 Oh can't you see
 
 E              A 
 It's not for me
 
 D                               A 
 Eating bean sprouts all day long
 
 D                            A 
 And smoking pot out of a bong
 
 D                         A 
 Wearing flowers in my hair
 
 D                         A 
 And having dirty underwear
 
 CHORUS (2x)