I just copied and pasted V2 which is good but has a couple of minor mistakes.It's in standard EADGBE tuning.Intro:C E Am FVerse:C E Am FThis is the story of our first teacherShetland made her jumpersAnd the devil made her featuresThrew up her hands when my mum said our namesEmbroidered all her stories with slanderous claimsThis is the story of losing my virginityI held my breath and the bed held a trinityPeople Im making no claims to no mysteryBut sometimes it feel likeMy sex lifes all historyThis is the story of watching a man dyingThe subjects unpopularBut I dont feel like lyingWhen I think of it now I acted like a sinnerI just washed my handsThen I went for my dinner.Chorus:C E Am FIt's over and done with, it's over and done with.Bridge:F C F G G7Im not saying these events didntTouch our lives in any wayBut, ah, they didn't make the impressionThat some people say
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