The Piranhas - Tom Hark

      
 
 (Verse 1)
 
     D                                    A    
 Does anybody know how long to World War Three?
   A7                             D       
 I wanna know, I've gotta book me holidee.
                                 A             
 They want me in the army, but I just can't go,
     A7                            D     
 I'm far too busy listening to the radio.
 
 (Chorus)
 
     D                    A             
 The whole things daft, I don't know why
     A7                        D  
 You have to laugh or else you cry
                              A  
 You have to live or else you die
     A7                        D  
 You have to laugh of else you cry
 
 (Verse 2)
 
     D                                      A        
 My friends say that we're heading for a grotty time,
      A7                            D         
 It's just a load of slapstick in a pantomime,
       D                           A               
 We're heading for disaster, but I just don't care,
 A7                                   D              
 Shut your eyes and count to ten, you won't be there.
 
 (Chorus)
 
     D                    A             
 The whole things daft, I don't know why
     A7                        D  
 You have to laugh or else you cry
                              A  
 You have to live or else you die
     A7                        D  
 You have to laugh of else you cry