The Minus 5 - Dear Employer The Reason I Quit

      Artist: The Minus 5
Album: Down With Wilco

Chords: E, B, F#m, A  (I use barre chords but you could play it open too)

[E] Dear employer [B] I'd like to tell you
[F#m] it's been wonderful [A] for all these years
[E] But now you know [B] I've got a new shoe
[F#m] and I'll be wearing it so [A] far from here

[E] Dear employer [B] your escalators
[F#m] are very dangerous [A] on the way down
[E] They rip the skin [B] and they pull you in
[F#m] spit out the boney bits [A] and coffee grounds

(continue for the rest of the song)