The Blibbering Humdingers - Dobby Bang Your Head

      [Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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All summer you stole my letters
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I think that you had better
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Tell me what you thought that would do-oo-oo
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The Dursleys were entertainin’
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You started levitatin'
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That pudding and now I’m out of schoo-oo-ool
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But then I jumped aboard
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the Weasleys flying Ford
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With Ron George and Fred
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And Dobby just banged his head

[Chorus]
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Dobby (dobby dobby
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Bang your head
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Yeah Dobby (dobby dobby)
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Bang your head
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This mental elf will drive you mad.                     


[Verse 2]
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I was playin in a quidditch game
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Malfoy tryin to do the same
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Bludger started chasin after me-ee-ee
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Started flyin all through the bleachers
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Something burnin, HEY! it’s a teacher
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What you doin Miss Hermione-ee-ee?
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Then Lockhart worked his charm 
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Got no bones in my arm
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I’m lyin' in this bed
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And Dobby just banged his head!

[Chorus]
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Dobby (dobby dobby
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Bang your head
     C
Yeah Dobby (dobby dobby)
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Bang your head
     C      D                  G
This mental elf will drive you mad.                     

[Verse 3]
(Crumhorn solo!)

[Instrumental]
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Then we got in a fix
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done in by Bellatrix
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And now that Dobby’s dead
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He cant bang his own head

[Spoken]
So we just sort of keep it in a bag and take it out and sorta bang it around. 
Or hit it with a stick. But it's lost a lot of blood and it's really startin' to smell.
Maybe we should see a taxidermist or something.  oh that would just be tasteless..

[Verse 4]
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Now I’m a wizard rock star
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Drums, bass, electric guitar
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And Dobby’s gone, but that’s okay-hey-hey
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I know his spirit lives on
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Rocks out - with me and Ron
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He helps us wrock the night away-hay-hay
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‘Cause when I play each show
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He’s there in the front row
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Rockin to books he’s read
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And bangin’ his head!

[Chorus]
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Dobby (dobby dobby
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Bang your head
     C
Yeah Dobby (dobby dobby)
          G
Bang your head
     C      D                  G
This mental elf will drive you mad.