The Bland - The Politicians Vote

      The Bland - The Politician's Vote 


[Intro]

D


[Verse 1]

  D
While the pigs are serving sundaes in hell's flaming arcade
      A                         G              D
The politician visits there to see it's fine parade
  D
The devil screams "I want you here. I'll serve you more than they", 
      A                                    G                A
And points his crooked finger towards the heaven's shining rays


[Chorus]

  D            Bm                D                   G
"Give me some time", the man he says and twists his face in thought
     A                  Bm                   G               A
"I can't yet choose of these two things, my vote it must be bought"


[Verse 2]

  D
The smirking Devil sighed and pulled the man up to a door
     A                                     G               D
And said "behold, this is the choice that you were asking for"
  D
And when he stepped in the, the burning fires had just then turned to white,
     A                            G                   A
And a naked angel oh so sweet approached him in the light


[Chorus]

  D                   Bm                D            G
"What you see is the golden land where sin is not a word.
     A               Bm                  G               A
I'll be the one to show you where your prayers will be heard"


[Verse 3]

  D
They flew away among the clouds and life it seemed so painless
      A                                       G            D
The people they smiled happily and there were no sight of excess
  D
The politicians choice was made and he stopped a little rough
  A                              G                A
"Angel, let me meet with god, I think I've seen enough"


[Chorus]

             D                   Bm                D              G
And he was brought to god, and told him, "oh, you know I like it here
          A                   Bm            G               A     D
But I've made my choice, I'm pretty sure I liked it better down there"


[Verse 4]

  D
To god's surprise the man he sailed alone back to the door
      A                            G             D
And pressed the big red elevator button to the floor
  D
When he got down, the door it opened to a whole new sight
     A                                    G                 A
Of twisted demons whipping slaves in the cold and freezing night


[Chorus]

   D            Bm                  D               G
"Lucifer", the man he cried. "This is'n't what you promised"
 A                     Bm                      G                   A   
"Oh, your right", the devil laughed. "There's something that you missed"
      D                Bm                D           G
"The day you came in, yesterday was the day of the election
 A                 Bm            G         A       D
Now you made your vote you must live with your selection"


[Outro]

D

* Alternate:
Capo 5 and play the song in A instead och D