Property QuizCapo 3rd Fret - Standard TuningAm EmAll the secrets we have sharedAm EmHave moved to a couple better pairedAm Em AmSo if he impales himself on javelin or spikeEm AmI will try my best to be the perfect lookalikeAnd if he wants to be smartAnd enter a property quizEvery weed in the garden's mine but the lawnmower's hisAm Em Am Em GEvery weed in the garden's mine but the lawnmower's hisChorusAm D GAnd if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winchAm D GI will gladly supplement that extra little inchC G DAnd if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quizAm D G D EmIf they've got my fingerprints on, they're my tits and fanny not hisAm D GIf they've got my fingerprints on, they're my not hisNow you've found someone newMay I watch him do what I used to doSo if he dies an ugly death or even if he faintsI'll be there at the window with my face pressed up againstMaybe I shouted too loudMaybe you were blissfully deafBut I hope he's a better sport than he was a refI hope he's a better sport than he was a refAnd if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winchI will gladly supplement that extra little inchAnd if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quizIf they've got my fingerprints on, they're my tits and fanny not hisIf they've got my fingerprints on, they're my not hisI hope he likes to flyAnd is a good host to every guest'Cause there's less chance of dying in acrash than being bored to deathYes there's less chance of dying in a crash than being bored to deathAnd if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winchI will gladly supplement that extra little inchAnd if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quizIf they've got my fingerprints on, they're my tits and fanny not hisIf they've got my fingerprints on, they're my not hisNow you've found someone newBy DannyInE
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