-----------------------------------------------------------------------------ARROGANT WORMS - Johnny Came Home Headless-----------------------------------------------------------------------------Tabbed by:Sam FilgateG C G DOh, Johnny was a tall man but his memory was shortG G/F# Em Am DHe'd forget to duck at doorways and often he'd get hurtG C G DI took good care of him for he had no familyG G/F# Em Am D GActually he did, but he forgot who they beJohnny often liked to go out on the townHe'd forget where he'd be going so he'd just wander aroundI knew when he was back for I would hear the smackOf his head hitting the doorway but tonight it was alackJohnny came home headless, it was a great disgraceBut wherever it's a-lying there's a smile upon his faceI should have seen it coming, he finally lost his mindBut if his head don't turn up soon then all his hats are mineJohnny came towards me but suddenly he stoppedAs if trying to think of something but having no luckStill he didn't notice that his head weren't there'til he took out a brush and tried to comb his hairI said, "Johnny, where's your cranium?" but he didn't seem to knowHe just shrugged his shoulders and tried to find his noseAnd the sight of him there topless made me start to cryFor I feared we'd ne'er again see eye to eyeJohnny came home headless, it was a great disgraceBut wherever it's a-lying there's a smile upon his faceI should have seen it coming, he should have stayed in bedFor now I fear he'll spend his life just trying to get aheadRefusing to believe that he had split for goodHis lower half and me searched the neighbourhoodIt soon became apparent that his head, we wouldn't find itHe could not retrace his steps, he was absent mindedWell years went by 'til late one night I heard a voice I sworeWas Johnny calling out to me, I flung open the doorJohnny's head was home, it took a taxi cabAlas, it was too late, his body had gone badJohnny's head was homeless, his body was crematedAnd the funeral was harder than he had anticipatedI should of seen it coming he said in his eulogyBut never thought I'd have to say I ain't got no-bodyG Esus4 E(I ain't got nobod - y)Johnny came home headless, it was a great disgraceBut now his head's upon a shelf, a smile upon his faceBut now his head's upon a shelf, a smile upon his faceG/F# - 200003Esus4 - 022200
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